and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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