I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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