her vagine was all disorganized.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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