The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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