Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I want a musical about memes.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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