if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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