Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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