Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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