I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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