I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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