have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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