i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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