so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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