whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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