I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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