If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
my poor anus
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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