she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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