I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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