Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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