I wish i was in the wii world.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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