OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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