Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Buhtt sex?
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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