There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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