like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Pants are for mortals
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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