I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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