fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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