Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Shame - the story of my life.
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