You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
Just took my morning after pill in the library
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Randomize
