I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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