So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Rumble strips road head = magical
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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