Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
