i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
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