Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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