Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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