Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
do nipples grow back?
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