It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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