its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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