People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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