I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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