what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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