The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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