But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
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