I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
smell my finger.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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