I wish i was in the wii world.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
Randomize
