when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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