Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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