on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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