I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
send nudes
from the living room?
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