Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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