Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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