Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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