very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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